Trying to get a vaccine shot is impossible

My wife, a son and a daughter have been struggling to figure out how to get our first shot of COVID-19 vaccine. It seems to me, by what I glean from their efforts, that we won’t receive a dose until long after criminals and perverts receive theirs.

I am over 75 (don’t tell her I said this) and I have proposed walking to Florida, get the shot (embrace Gov. DeSantis) and walk back with still plenty of time before we can get our New York state shot.

Great job Cuomo — you’re an idiot.




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