Changing the Sunday paper must be a communist conspiracy
It is with great sorrow that I have lost the one constant in my life for Sunday. Each Sunday, after church, I read with great joy The Leader-Herald.
The paper came today [Saturday]! What will I do [Sunday]?
I say there is nothing short of a communist conspiracy to ruin the Sunday of many Americans in this area. I put pen aside to contemplate what I will do after church [on Sunday].
I can only say that the day looks very bleak. I hope that whoever came up with this idea knows that he has ruined my weekend.
There will be no joy in Fordsbush [on] Sunday.
BOB “LUCKY” HAMMOND