While sitting down to enjoy my Sunday morning breakfast and read The Sunday Leader-Herald, I was appalled to read the front-page headline, "Sewer workers find quirky treasures in the muck."
I nearly vomited.
What in the world were you thinking? You mean to tell me you couldn't find anything more newsworthy for the paper's headline than that?
I hope the person who made that decision will, in the future, make a much better choice for the headline of any day's newspaper, much less Sunday's.