Client 9

What a morning. The Eliot Spitzer prostitution scandal dominates our news coverage in today's edition. As I was laying out pages today and reading the wire reports on the "Emperor's Club" call-girl ring, I wondered to myself: If the governor of the state of New York was known as "Client-9," this must have been an extremely exclusive "escort service." Who might clients 1 through 8 be?
The possibilities are alarming: